Brooke Hogan dedicated her car crash to her brother Nick, thanking him for reminding her to buckle up. She then ripped her shirt off and battled Macho Man. Ohh yeah, snap into a slim jim!!!

If the boat's a rockin'...

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong were cuddling on a boat. This brings to mind the time I saw this crappy porno where this chick yells out "Oh Captain Burke, you naughty nautical man" which is just way too awesome.

Amy Winehouse is becoming more and more like my grandpa everyday. Drunken, barely able to stand unassisted, and now, rocking diapers. If this pattern continues, next she'll regail us with tales about she single handedly took down the Red Baron.

Angelina and Brad bought a bazillion dollar house. They may have money and good looks, but do they have love in their hearts? Oh, they have that too? Fuck it, do they have a vintage He-Man lunchbox? Yeah, didn't think so. Here's a quote from E!:

"Except for the ponies and goats grazing in the nearby fields, "the house is surrounded by a forest so they'll have total privacy, which is exactly what they're after," the source tells E! "No one will ever be able to get pictures of them relaxing at home, it's just impossible.""

You know what they say, you can't spell "impossible" without possible!

My instrumental CD

There are rumours going around that I have created a beat CD that will rock your ass off. I can officially confirm those rumours. I have created 12 tracks of awesomeness (actually, 10 tracks, 2 of the tracks are, well, yeah). I'm shopping for an artist that wants to sing on these things and get famous, and shout me out in the video. None of the songs has an annoying vocal tag, because I ran DJ Clue down with my car this afternoon. And I sent DJ Khaled "We the best...at hot dog eating competitions!" a lovely sandwich platter, so you won't hear any of that crap either. If anyone could help me get discovered and a fair deal for these things (this is like 3 years of my life after all, I don't want like a 100 bucks for exclusive rights to this shit and any music I even listen to for like the next 20 years).

Here's the link to my stuff, the "Doughlan Presents" mixtape.

http://www.zshare.net/download/12574523180617fd/

Check it out, or suffer the sting of a thousand arrows!!!

The Game Concert

I attended a concert with the Game last night. A really small hall, which is good considering I blew 80 bucks on the ticket. Seriously, this country has the most expensive tickets anywhere. But yeah, awesome shoe.

A few highlights:
1. Game tossed his shirt into the crowd and the dudes started brawling over it, this morbidly obese dude and this skinny scrapper fellow. So Game stops the concert and is like "Hold on, hold on. Let's settle this...rock, scissor, paper! Janken!" If you've ever been in japan for a while you'll find this shit pretty funny, but otherwise, yeah..
2. People throwing up dubs.
3. After the show Game is pointing out chicks in the audience he wants to bring backstage. He points at this one chick, and she turns back to her boyfriend like "What should I do?" and he just shrugs and says "Go for it!" Smooth move man, you might as well have just shot your girl in the mouth with a herpes gun. (Herpes gun, patent pending).

Rockin the Casbah

My buddy was hanging around downtown Osaka, when he got on the elevator with these these two middle aged rocker dudes. They were like "Uh, man, you haven't seen David Lee Roth have you?" Turns out, the David Lee Roth Project was playing and Dave had gone awol. I'm just picturing him stumbling around in a drunken haze, rocking the pants of some random japanese folk, because rock and roll is a language that transcends all barriers.