The Game Concert

I attended a concert with the Game last night. A really small hall, which is good considering I blew 80 bucks on the ticket. Seriously, this country has the most expensive tickets anywhere. But yeah, awesome shoe.

A few highlights:
1. Game tossed his shirt into the crowd and the dudes started brawling over it, this morbidly obese dude and this skinny scrapper fellow. So Game stops the concert and is like "Hold on, hold on. Let's settle this...rock, scissor, paper! Janken!" If you've ever been in japan for a while you'll find this shit pretty funny, but otherwise, yeah..
2. People throwing up dubs.
3. After the show Game is pointing out chicks in the audience he wants to bring backstage. He points at this one chick, and she turns back to her boyfriend like "What should I do?" and he just shrugs and says "Go for it!" Smooth move man, you might as well have just shot your girl in the mouth with a herpes gun. (Herpes gun, patent pending).

Rockin the Casbah

My buddy was hanging around downtown Osaka, when he got on the elevator with these these two middle aged rocker dudes. They were like "Uh, man, you haven't seen David Lee Roth have you?" Turns out, the David Lee Roth Project was playing and Dave had gone awol. I'm just picturing him stumbling around in a drunken haze, rocking the pants of some random japanese folk, because rock and roll is a language that transcends all barriers.

Get your tickets now!!!

Remember that episode where Alvin and the Chipmunks build that pie machine that goes out of control. Ha ha ha ha!!!


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THIS IS THE STUPIDEST MOVIE IDEA SINCE "JUNIOR".

Bono: He stole this gimmick from that internal organ suit guy

1. Appropriate attire is always important. When you're meeting with world leaders forego the painted-on muscle t-shirt and wrap around sunglasses in favour of something classier, such as the classic tuxedo t-shirt and monacle look favoured by globetrotting superstars such as myself and the aptly named Harlem Globetrotters.

2. Know your strengths and exploit them: If you're a musician then make sure to discuss economic policy with someone who has a phd in their field and years of experience. They will definitely take you seriously and there's no way they'll make obvious comments like "Shouldn't you be making albums right now?"

I love on Sex and the City how we're supposed to buy that they are like single, happening chicks out there living it up and like hooking up with loads of guys. I'd have an easier time believing in a fart powered robot or finding a funny Chris Tucker movie. He's yelling and he's black, hilarious!!!


Note: If this came out the closet at night I'd shot first and ask questions later.

Senior Citizens kicking ass: Take that osteoperosis!!

I don't know man, he's a little old to be doing this movie. A little REALLY old.


Note: It's funny cause he's old.

Note: This movie had the stupidest ending I've ever seen and actually erases any goodwill I had for the rest of the series.