Bono: He stole this gimmick from that internal organ suit guy

1. Appropriate attire is always important. When you're meeting with world leaders forego the painted-on muscle t-shirt and wrap around sunglasses in favour of something classier, such as the classic tuxedo t-shirt and monacle look favoured by globetrotting superstars such as myself and the aptly named Harlem Globetrotters.

2. Know your strengths and exploit them: If you're a musician then make sure to discuss economic policy with someone who has a phd in their field and years of experience. They will definitely take you seriously and there's no way they'll make obvious comments like "Shouldn't you be making albums right now?"

I love on Sex and the City how we're supposed to buy that they are like single, happening chicks out there living it up and like hooking up with loads of guys. I'd have an easier time believing in a fart powered robot or finding a funny Chris Tucker movie. He's yelling and he's black, hilarious!!!


Note: If this came out the closet at night I'd shot first and ask questions later.

Senior Citizens kicking ass: Take that osteoperosis!!

I don't know man, he's a little old to be doing this movie. A little REALLY old.


Note: It's funny cause he's old.

Note: This movie had the stupidest ending I've ever seen and actually erases any goodwill I had for the rest of the series.